Standards of summer job/internships

Beginning of Spring Quarter:
I'm only applying to positions that can help further my career goals and/or earn me big $$$!
- Congressional intern
- law clerk
- Investment firm intern.
...

Middle Spring Quarter:
OK! Bump in the road. Maybe I should just work and pick up a non-pay on the side.
- bagboy / admin assistant
- painter/ media intern
- ticket guy/ city council intern
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End of Spring/Begin Summer:
College should be about adventure and risk! The entrepreneurial spirit will take me far!
- Sell cutlery. (Everyone needs the ability to slice through drywall!)
- Fill Envelopes @home. (Might as well just bathe in money!)
...

Now:
I wonder who I call about my flickering red light?