What the Furniture section on Craigslist looks like to Me

Coffee Table - $50 - (SLO)
Horribly disfigured lamps - $30 - (Grover Beach)
Bar Stools - $15 ea - (Atascadero)
Awkwardly Stained Mattress - $100 - (SLO)
Antique Coffee Table - $150 - (Templeton)
A Level Surface To Place Your TV That Isn't The Ground - $250 - (Paso Robles)
Brand New Futon - $5000 - (SLO) [this is real]
**PRICE REDUCED**Sloping Desk - $49 - (Pismo)
Vintage Coffee Table - $300 - (Paso Robles)
Dirty Recliner I Found That Isn't Too Smelly - $25 - (Avala Beach)
Modern Scandinavian Thing (I think it's a chair?) - $45 - (SLO near Cal Poly)

Finding furniture for my new apartment has proven to be an entertaining adventure. I'm caught between dishing out a ton of cash for brand new IKEA stuff and crashing on the mattress I found in a dumpster near campus.